bhayi do ropay ka sawal hai?
Bhikari (Aadmi say) bhayi do ropay ka sawal hai?
Aadmi : Sirf do rupay hi ka kiun?
Bhikari: Mein aadmi ki awqaat deikh kar hi mangta hon.
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